Comparisons
Kim Kardashian Breaks Internet, So Nissan Breaks Her
| 2015 Nissan GT-R | 2015 Kim Kardashian | |
|---|---|---|
| Engine | 3.8L Twin-Turbocharged V6 | The E! Network |
| Output | 600 hp / 481 lb-ft | North West |
| Seating Capacity | Four Passengers | Two Honeybaked Hams |
| "If there were any justice in the world, ______" | "...I'd get to drive a GT-R just once before Satan called me home." | "...I'd have no idea who this fucking person is." |
Nissan, God bless ‘em. While most of us were glibly dismissing the latest Kim Kardashian media assault as so much baby-oiled piffle (or, perhaps more likely, going “Incognito Mode” at work), the fine folks of Nissan Corporate were happy to mock Ray J’s scraps as she humbly claimed that she could, quote/unquote, “#BreakTheInternet.”
Okay, they said. Let’s see what you’ve got. Our internet is mighty, and shan’t be broken by your brazen (and bronzen?) attempts to shift our focus from the task at hand. Which is, namely, to opportunistically promote our badass supercar. And, if we get to toss a little shade at America’s most bewildering cultural export, well, that would be pretty terrific as well.
Hate to break it to you, @KimKardashian. #BreakTheInternet (cc: @papermagazine) pic.twitter.com/WOWFy5p6FB
— Nissan (@Nissan) November 12, 2014
Oh, shiiiit. You hear that? That whimpering you faintly hear in the distance is Kanye West throwing a “fish sticks”-style tantrum about the fact that Nissan would deign itself worthy of comparing his beloved’s considerable ass to, well, the back of a fucking car. While there might be more damning comparisons to make when a woman’s ass is concerned–insert Yo Momma joke here–Nissan’s slight has gone global several times over. While one of our competitors set out to break the internet, the more cynical competitor might have been satisfied to simply break the pokerface of the other.
This comparison was over before it started, and poor Kim-K never truly had a chance. When Nissan put the martini glass on the rear spoiler, you knew that this was only the least-offensive option of a half-dozen IMDb-trolling digs that might have required their own diss track on Kanye’s next brilliant and mostly unlistenable album.
Game, Nissan.
When shopping for a new car, many of us have our own list of needs and wants. While these lists will vary from person to person, one factor that some drivers like to enjoy is engine power. Many automotive brands have sports cars that will help you satisfy your need for speed. However, which model will provide you with the most power and speed? Which one should you buy in 2022? In this post, we will be looking at the most powerful sports cars of 2022. Keep reading to find out which one you should bring home from the dealership.
Which Models Will Satisfy Your Need for Speed?
In no particular order, these models, both new and returning, are great options to consider when shopping for a new sports car in 2022.
Porsche 911
A longtime favorite of sports car drivers, the Porsche 911 continues to provide an exhilarating driving experience after 60 years. The standard Carrera model can accelerate from 0-60 mph in approximately 4.2 seconds and reach a top speed of 182 mph. If you’re looking for a little more power, the Turbo S model has an acceleration time of 2.7 seconds and a top speed of 205 mph.
Maserati MC20
After 18 years of being off the market, the Maserati MC20 came back with a statement. Powered by a 3.0-liter twin-turbo V6 engine with 621 hp, the MC20 can accelerate from 0-62 mph in about 2.9 seconds and reach an impressive top speed of 202 mph. In addition to these specs, the MC20 also has F1-dervied technology which helps prove that it is still a strong force in the sports car segment.
BMW M5 CS
This sports car takes the excitement that you enjoy with the BMW M5 and takes it to the next level. Although powered by the same V8 engine, the M5 CS has upgrades that provide it with an extra 10 hp, or a total of 626 hp. This model can go from 0-62 mph in 3.0 seconds and make its way up to a top speed of 189 mph.
Alpine A110
This two-seater sports car is designed as an homage of the original 1960s A110 and is the reintroduction of the Alpine brand after its long hiatus. The A110 is powered by a turbocharged 1.8-liter engine that can be tuned to offer either 248 hp or 288 hp. Paired with a seven-speed dual-clutch automatic gearbox, this model can accelerate from 0-60 mph in 4.5 seconds or in 4.4 seconds for the A110 S version.
Jaguar F-TYPE
The Jaguar F-TYPE has faced success since it first entered the market thanks to its powerful performance and affordable price tag. The F-TYPE P-450 model comes with a 5.0-liter V8 engine that provides up to 444 hp and 428 lb-ft of torque. This version achieves a top speed of 177 mph and an acceleration time of 4.4 seconds. The F-TYPE R version provides drivers with 575 hp, 516 lb-ft of torque, a top speed of 186 mph and an acceleration time of 3.5 seconds.
Ford Shelby Mustang GT500
The Ford Mustang has been a longtime favorite among drivers for its powerful specifications and driver-focused driving experience. However, the Shelby Mustang GT500 is the most powerful in Ford production history with 760 horsepower and 625 lb-ft of torque. The power of this sports car continues with its 0-60 mph acceleration time of 3.3 seconds and a top speed of 180 mph.
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dale
Apr 25, 2015 at 7:42 am
they’re both a couple of no-gratitude,spoiled people who have no concept of what reality is beyond going to the toilet. you both need to get over your sense of entitlement,get onyour knees, and thank whatever God you pray to for being so forgiving towards idiots like the both of you. GET A GRIP,DUMBASSES!!