Car WTFs
5 Awesome ‘Yahoo Answers’ Questions: Automotive/Transportation Edition
When you’re aimlessly browsing the Internet, few online locations can keep you better entertained than Yahoo Answers. It’s a special place where halfwits can ask blockheads ridiculous questions. Better yet, those same halfwits and blockheads provide the answers. It’s the circle of life.
Sure, there are plenty of valid questions and discussions that take place on Yahoo Answers, but no one gives a shit about those. We care about the outlandish questions that no functioning members of society would ever consider asking out loud, or to themselves, for that matter. So I spent a really solid 20 minutes combing through “Yahoo Answers” Questions in the Automotive/Transportation category and found 5 that stood out among the mass chaos.
ANSWER: Your first mistake was trying to remove that glowstick. You made the choice to put it there, now show some fortitude and let it hang! Without it, how is your car going to light up when you drive it at night? How is the party going to jump off? Do you no longer want to get Turnt up?
If you leave it in your dash, it’s probably going to melt and release whatever magic goo lives within glow sticks. Eventually, your car will come to life.
ANSWER: Driving In Reserve Is Something We All Struggled With When We Began Driving. There Is NO GOOD Way To Learn Other Than By Practicing. Really, Driving In Reserve Is Not Much Different Than Driving Forewarn, So Don’t BE Embarass Or a Nervous Wreck, You’ll Get It!
ANSWER: This question is incredible and I must know the answer. First, your roommate is fucking awesome. Not just because she is driving a U.S. Department of Defense vehicle, but because she is playing it so god damn cool. I don’t have a good answer here, but she is obviously a secret agent, vigilante or criminal. No matter, you need to get to the bottom of this and start writing a movie script – this is tailor-made for a chase scene.
ANSWER: Soooo….do you you really hate riding the bus, or are you just not sure? Also, if you want to save enough for a car, but don’t know what to do, then you have bigger problems than the creepies on the bus.
ANSWER: Are you talking about yourself in this scenario? Because you might be overcompensating by saying “she is a good looking, innocent girl too.”
My first thought would be, “You are ruining your Camaro with racing stickers.” My second thought is, “Why are you “pimping” your car yourself when there are professionals like Xzibit to do it for you?”
Bonus!! – Man About To Die
ANSWER: I know this isn’t real, but what if it was? I like to think it is.
Many of us thought that the Dodge Challenger Hellcat was about as intimidating as a car could get. After all, people couldn’t hardly get them off the lot without crashing them when they first came out. Then Dodge upped the ante with the new Demon. But aside from the raw power, there are some other interesting aspects of the new Demon.
Check out the video below for a full rundown of just how unique this car is.
Think you finally have your Mercedes names mastered? Well, a new challenge appears to be coming, friend.
How to now identify Mercedes models by name
Some moves in the northwoods of Canada by the brand appear to signal a change in the naming conventions that will be used for Mercedes and AMG models. Candian trademarks have been filed for A 40, CLA 40, SLC 40, SLC 50 and GLE 50 in addition to CLA 53, G73 and S73.
If this proves true in the states, it would signal an end to the rule of two digits for Mercedes, three-digits for AMG counterparts. The new world would be two digits, ending in a “0” for Mercedes, and two digits ending in a “3” for AMG. This supports rumors of an AMG ‘73’ model with a hybrid powertrain.
While this change isn’t terribly difficult to comprehend, it certainly makes things interesting when comparing legacy and upcoming Mercedes models. There are a lot of numbers to keep straight, and a lot of explaining to do. And the letter and number combos leave something to be desired in terms of cachet.
It makes one appreciate the simplicity of giving each vehicle an actual name, like the domestic manufacturers do. Sure, that’s how we ended up with the Chevy Nova, but what are you going to do? There are only so many names, surely one for an automobile would end up meaning “no go” in some language, right?…
I like my car. It’s a 2011 Toyota toaster, I mean Camry. If you made a list of everything a car has to do, the Camry would check all the boxes. It gets me from point A to point B with the consistency a learning golfer would envy. It’s a toaster. You put in the bread, choose your level of toastiness, push down the thingy and then wait for it to pop up. But there is one interesting thing about my car. The shifter. That’s it up there. That is definitely not conventional at all. So, what’s with Toyota’s weird shifter pattern? (more…)
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