Let John Travolta Butcher The Name Of Your Car

Travolta 'Faces Off' with challenging name pronunciations

John Travolta stole the show at the Oscars Sunday. Not for his role in the 2013 flop, Killing Season, but for his introduction of musical performer Idina Menzel, which is not also pronounced Adele Dazeem. Sure, Travolta came nowhere close to saying her name correctly, but in his defense, he was squinting really hard and trying out cool new voice inflections that probably caused him to lose focus.

Unfortunately for Travolta, the Internet exists and these slips ups aren’t going to escape its wrath. The folks over at slate.com are here to make sure we can all have our names butchered by Travolta with the Adele Dazeem Name Generator, which will Travoltify anything you type. In the spirit of not letting things go, we used the Adele Dazeem Name Generator to Trovoltify the names of cars. We’ll start with some basics:

Ford Taurus = Fionn Tayzlor

Dodge Charger = Dean Crarter

Nissan Juke = Niven Jarmes

A little bit tougher:

Mitsubishi Mirage = Maksymilian Moozure

Volkswagen Tiguan – Victoria Thompseen

Squint harder, Travolta!

Hyundai Veloster = Hussain Rozdertseem

Maserati Ghibli = Maksymilian Grizzin (In all fairness, this one is pretty tough)