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Tesla Model S Faces Off Against A Zippo In Heated Debate

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I originally planned to pit the Tesla Model S against a Bic lighter, but then I decided it wouldn’t be fair to Tesla. Tesla is a prestigious company and they deserve to be compared to something with a little more class.

Logically, I chose a Zippo instead.

Tesla Model S vs Zippo Lighter

 Tesla Model SZippo Lighter
MSRP$69,900$20
Annual maintenance costsA lot$10
Easy to lose at partiesNoYes

Ultimately, the Tesla Model S and a Zippo are equally efficient at starting fires, but if you’re not one for delayed gratification, the Zippo is your best bet. All you have to do is flip the hatch and flick the wheel—simple. In order to light up the Tesla Model S, however, you have to go through the whole ordeal of plugging it in to faulty charger (which does come standard) and hoping that you come across some spark-happy metal while traveling at high speeds. Kind of sounds like a lot of work if you ask me.

If you’re strapped for cash, the Zippo is once again the more beneficial option.  It has an MSRP in the ballpark of $20, which may seem like a high price to pay just for fire, but when you compare it to the $69,900 MSRP of the Tesla Model S, it’s actually pretty reasonable.

Just because a Zippo gets the job done quicker and is significantly more affordable, does not automatically mean that it’s the top contender in this matchup, however. The Tesla Model S does possess a few qualities that the Zippo doesn’t. For one, it’s much more difficult to lose a Tesla Model S at a party. I can confidently say that I’ve never seen anyone whip another person’s Model S out of their pocket to light a cigarette. Score one for Tesla.

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If you don’t count the electric bill or the cost of rebuilding the burned down wall in your garage where the charger used to hang, the Model S is also cheaper to fuel than a Zippo. As it’s a fully electric car, you don’t have to worry about spending another dime at the pumps. A Zippo on the other hand requires a monthly fill-up that can cost upwards of $10 for the year.

Bottom line: When all the capabilities of both the Tesla Model S and a Zippo are taken into account, the Zippo seems to be the better of the two options for those seeking fire. It may be easier to lose a Zippo, but even if you lost and replaced 3,495 Zippos, you would still have more money that you would if you purchased a Tesla Model S.

Winner of the CarDebate: Zippo Lighter

 

John is a full-time automotive blogger who digs cars, but also spends a disturbing amount of time watching and reading about movies. His first car was a maroon 1993 Buick Skylark which, after a solid seven-year run, was laid to rest in August of 2013. He currently writes for phantomcopy.com.

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What Are the Most Powerful Sports Cars of 2022?

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When shopping for a new car, many of us have our own list of needs and wants. While these lists will vary from person to person, one factor that some drivers like to enjoy is engine power. Many automotive brands have sports cars that will help you satisfy your need for speed. However, which model will provide you with the most power and speed? Which one should you buy in 2022? In this post, we will be looking at the most powerful sports cars of 2022. Keep reading to find out which one you should bring home from the dealership. 

Which Models Will Satisfy Your Need for Speed?

In no particular order, these models, both new and returning, are great options to consider when shopping for a new sports car in 2022.

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Porsche 911

A longtime favorite of sports car drivers, the Porsche 911 continues to provide an exhilarating driving experience after 60 years. The standard Carrera model can accelerate from 0-60 mph in approximately 4.2 seconds and reach a top speed of 182 mph. If you’re looking for a little more power, the Turbo S model has an acceleration time of 2.7 seconds and a top speed of 205 mph.  

Maserati MC20

After 18 years of being off the market, the Maserati MC20 came back with a statement. Powered by a 3.0-liter twin-turbo V6 engine with 621 hp, the MC20 can accelerate from 0-62 mph in about 2.9 seconds and reach an impressive top speed of 202 mph. In addition to these specs, the MC20 also has F1-dervied technology which helps prove that it is still a strong force in the sports car segment. 

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BMW M5 CS

This sports car takes the excitement that you enjoy with the BMW M5 and takes it to the next level. Although powered by the same V8 engine, the M5 CS has upgrades that provide it with an extra 10 hp, or a total of 626 hp. This model can go from 0-62 mph in 3.0 seconds and make its way up to a top speed of 189 mph. 

Alpine A110

This two-seater sports car is designed as an homage of the original 1960s A110 and is the reintroduction of the Alpine brand after its long hiatus. The A110 is powered by a turbocharged 1.8-liter engine that can be tuned to offer either 248 hp or 288 hp. Paired with a seven-speed dual-clutch automatic gearbox, this model can accelerate from 0-60 mph in 4.5 seconds or in 4.4 seconds for the A110 S version. 

Jaguar F-TYPE

The Jaguar F-TYPE has faced success since it first entered the market thanks to its powerful performance and affordable price tag. The F-TYPE P-450 model comes with a 5.0-liter V8 engine that provides up to 444 hp and 428 lb-ft of torque. This version achieves a top speed of 177 mph and an acceleration time of 4.4 seconds. The F-TYPE R version provides drivers with 575 hp, 516 lb-ft of torque, a top speed of 186 mph and an acceleration time of 3.5 seconds. 

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Ford Shelby Mustang GT500

The Ford Mustang has been a longtime favorite among drivers for its powerful specifications and driver-focused driving experience. However, the Shelby Mustang GT500 is the most powerful in Ford production history with 760 horsepower and 625 lb-ft of torque. The power of this sports car continues with its 0-60 mph acceleration time of 3.3 seconds and a top speed of 180 mph. 

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Acura NSX and Dodge Viper Highlight New-Age Vs. Tradition In Supercar Segment

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Acura recently released specs on the much-anticipated 2017 version of the NSX. Meanwhile, the word from Dodge appears to be that the Viper could be discontinued after 2017. But even though the two vehicles may be headed in separate directions, consumers are no doubt still going to want to compare the two. (more…)

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Which Of The Square Vehicles Out There Is Sponge-Worthy?

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