Crashing your car is widely considered to be a negative life event. But when you do it as gracefully as this New Hampshire woman did the other day, you can hardly be mad at yourself.
Somehow, the woman in question was traveling on Route 101 Wednesday morning, when she lost control of her Chevy Spark and landed it perfectly upright in the snow, nose down. The scene had to be something like the kick-flip that Rob Dyrdek did on the Spark’s bigger brother, the Sonic, when it was being released.
Where the woman messed up is when she told officers that she had no idea how she lost control of the car. Stuck the landing – botched the story.
If I ever pulled off such a maneuver, you better believe that I would be telling an incredible story about how I meant for this to happen – all of it. This excuse was even more wide open because the woman was completely unhurt. Yes, clearly on purpose.
If nothing else, you could brazenly claim that your buddy bet you that you couldn’t do it. “I’ve never been one to shy away from a dare, officer.”